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#Maybe tomorrow, I'll wanna settle down...  - 23/07/04

...Until tomorrow I'll just keep moving on.# (1)

As most of you know, I have started on another expedition into uncharted territories. Or at least for me anyway.

I nearly didn't get out of Europe however as fate conspired against me in more ways than one.  First, a systems breakdown at the boarding gate a Heathrow and a French ATC strike delayed my flight (Up the workers!) and forced it to take a most circuitous flightpath into Madrid.  As a result I missed my connecting flight into Caracas.  Not to worry, BA revalled my ticket for UX flying the same day, except that flight was full.  In the end they put me on UX the following day (rather than IB who I was originally booked on), and gave me a free night in the Auditorium Hotel in Madrid, Europe's biggest, and surely most plush hotel.  Full board and free drinks fuelled a plane load of disgruntled British tourists and we dealt with it in that most quintessential of British ways, got drunk and complained bitterly,after the fact! Oh yeah, they lost my luggage as well! In the end I complained the next day and got re
-valled again (my ticket was starting to look like a First Day Cover at this point) back onto IB and they informed me that my bag had been found, on the same flight to Caracas.  I had just 45 minutes until departure when the check in girl told me I couldn't board without an onward ticket, so I had to buy a ticket ex-Venezuela, pick up my boarding pass, go through passport control and get to the gate.  I did it...just.

So I made it to Caracas, a day late but I made it.  Caracas was far nicer than I imagined, its standing as 2nd most dangerous city in the world (afterJo'burg, SA) had preceded it.  I found a bustling metropolis, but one in which one still saw old men playing dominoes on their market barrows and stalls selling wares ranging from donuts to digital watches and window wiperblades to washing powder. One of my favourite places in Caracas was Parque del Este, obviously in the East of the city. With the exception of the horrid suburb of Petare, Caracas gets nicer and safer the further east one travels. The Parque included a boating lake (a la Wensum park), and a variety of animals and birds within the trees, shrubs and grass.  Other highlights of Caracas for me included the twin West and East towers (Venezuela is great for creative names!) and the Museo de Arte Contemporario, which housed an impressive Picasso collection amongst many
Venezuelan and Latin American displays.

Escaping Caracas I headed straight for Ciudad Bolivar, on the banks of the Orinoco.  There is not much to the city but most travellers visit it as a base for tours to Angel Falls.  It has the distinction of being one of Venezuela's hottest cities and the upshot of this is that you find yourself taking your first beer at 10:30am and not really stopping until late at night.  In order to find something to do we took a boat across to the other side of the Orinoco where all there was to do was drink more beer and then come back.  To compound matters there was an explosion at the nearby hydroelectric plant (the worlds second largest) and the entire city was subject to candlelight for three days. Amidst this confusion I found myself entwined with a German girl called Lisa who later invited me to go to Brazil with her.

Waking up in my hammock I immediately regretted not going to Brazil with her but this was soon forgotten as I embarked on my three day tour of Canaima National park and Angel Falls. With no road access we were flown in aboard a Cessna with a 73-year old pilot who needed a walking stick, I thought we were getting buffeted by the wind on the runway, it was actually his legs shaking on the rudders! Arriving safely the National park was quite simply the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my life.  The first set of falls are spewing an immense amount of water over the edge every second and walking behind Salto Angel as you are deafened by the roar and soaked by the spray is incredible.  After this we started trekking through some jungle, very evocative of being on patrol in the Mekong Delta!  The next day we continued upriver to Angel Falls, climbing through jungle rain forest (I barefoot) for an hour up to the lookout, and spying the worlds highest waterfall, crashing down from over 979 metres (16 times the size of Niagara), pretty cool.  Even better was swimming in the pool at the bottom of the falls , just looking up at the water as it seems to take forever to reach the bottom! Coming back I got chatting with a Polish guy called Tomic and we thought we were lost (proving men can only do one thing at a time) we ended up just walking up and down the ONE trail until we were rescued by the guide.  On our return to the camp we celebrated in the only possible way especially for someone from the former Eastern Bloc) by toasting with Vodka.


Coraima National Park

Spending the nights in a riverside camp (safe from mosquitoes due to the tannic acid in the river), drinking immensely cheap rum and playing Uno completed a very enjoyable tour for me. Oh yeah, and perhaps most importantly, I tried the hottest chili sauce ever, in fact there is some sort of proverb in Venezuela that goes something like "Mexicans wear pink shirts".

After returning to Caracas for one day - walking around the old centre, visiting the house of Libertador Simon Bolivar and stopping in the Plaza de la Revolucion with its murals of Guevara and other Latin American heroes. I left the same night for Merida, meeting a friendly Venezuelan woman on the bus named Tania.
 
Installing myself in an apartment with a kitchen and lounge area, sharing with a guy called Miguel, I spent the next four days in Merida, wandering around the town (very pretty, set in the Andes), drinking coffee, and eating ice-cream from an ice cream parlour in the Guiness Book of Records for most flavours (I had spaghetti with cheese, hamburger, Viagra, tutti fruti, beer and red wine, oh and chocolate and pineapple as well!) and meeting up with Tania for a meal in my apartment or going out for something at night.  I also visited her parents house on Sunday and spent hours talking with her father about music, as you can imagine his collection of 8000 vinyls impressed me immensely.  Erm...I also met (one of) her kids as well. 
Escaping this steamy encounter I headed for Maracaibo, which isn't much more than a hot town rich with oil.  The centro has some of the most ugly colonial buildings ever but the lakeside is quite nice for a stroll, if you ignore the tankers just offshore!  I found myself spending the afternoon with a girl I met in the "cyber" (Venezuelan slang for internet cafe) wandering round a mall and hanging out in her apartment with her and her two flat-mates. I left early and prepared for my early morning bus to Colombia.


1. Maybe Tomorrow - music by Terry Bush and lyrics by John Crossen