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The
Beach – 20/09/03
OK this is going to be reasonably short, both for your comfort
and mine. The only beaches I had been to on this trip before
this past fortnight were Koh Samet which was O.K, nice beach,
but expensive and full of families, and Nha Trang in Vietnam
which I didn’t think much of at all, but you already know
about that.
Where did I leave you? Ah yes, Lamai beach on Koh Samui. As I
said before it was supposed to be the second most popular beach
was it was dead quiet when I was there, I had the whole beach to
myself. I soon realised this was because the fellow residents at
my bungalows where sleeping off hangovers during the day. That
suited me fine, sunbathing peacefully all day and it provided a
good atmosphere for the England vs. Macedonia match, which made
it a little less excruciating to watch. Although the last five
minutes were great!
Lamai beach
From Samui I caught the boat
to Pha-Ngan. Wanting even more isolation here I eschewed the
pushy touts at the pier and started walking along the south
coast. I stopped at SP Resort, a set of bungalows half way
between the pier at Thongsala and Hat Rin (full moon party
beach) or, more accurately, halfway between Ban Tai and Ban Kai.
The bungalows were deserted, there was just me and three Thai
lads for two nights and then after that I was on my own. The
beach was protected either side by rocks and a groin so I had
about 50 yards of beach entirely to myself. It was absolute
bliss. I didn't speak to another traveller until the night of
the full moon. I just sunbathed and read during the day and ate
the mama-sans delicious food and played Connect Four (an Asian
obsession, wherever you go there is a Connect Four set) with the
owner at night. Well I say played, I may as well have not
bothered as he thrashed me everytime, I didn't get one
consolation victory.
The Full moon party. How much do you want to know? Its exactly
what you expect, masses of people dancing on the beach, various
sound systems pumping the music out (with a surprising affinity
for 90's house) and after a while group of (mostly) lads pissing
and puking in the sea. By about four o’clock it was necessary
to tread very carefully on the beach in order to avoid the
slumbering bodies and pools of various bodily emissions. It was
fun though, mucho Beer Chang and lethal SangSom buckets. The
night was also helped by the England vs. Lichtenstein game
kicking off at 1.45am local time, providing a well-needed break.
For some explicable reason I decided to go to Phuket next,
instead of going straight to Krabi. Phuket is depressing. It
makes Great Yarmouth look like the Cote d'Azur! I had planned to
spend two days there and two days in Phang-Nga before going down
to Krabi. I soon changed this though. I did an expensive tour of
Phang-Nga bay from Phuket in order to spend as little time there
as possible. The tour was cool, we saw the James Bond island
from Man With The Golden Gun, which was impressive but smaller
in real life, these things always are. On the way there and back
they showed the film on the bus but I was the first drop-off and
had to leave before the end.
After this diversion I quickly escaped Phuket, bypassed
Phang-Nga and the next day was sitting on Railay beach in Krabi.
Railay is really nice but quite expensive. I had to climb over a
hill and some rocks to the adjacent Ton Sai bay (not to be
confused with the Ton Sai bay on Phi-Phi) in order to find a
bungalow in my price range which in the end was a bargain at 50
Baht (75p). Railay is attached to the mainland but only
accessible by boat which gives it the island feel. The Andaman
coast is much nicer than the Gulf side because the water is
clearer and the sea is dotted with those alien-like limestone
rocks. I was quite disapointed with Samui and Pha-Ngan because
although the beaches were nice the actual scenery wasn't as nice
as I expected (not that much nicer than Samet) and also when the
tide is out you have to hike for miles in order to get in lower
than your knees, which is frustrating.
I spent my birthday on Railay beach. OK, so it wasn’t quite
the paradise birthday it could of been. I woke to torrential
rain at about 8 o’clock quite depressed. went for a walk which
turned into a hike, a trek and then a climb through jungle
highlands, and beings as it was a solo jungle recon mission I
had to take point all the way! I came out on East Railay beach
(if you imagine West Railay and Ton Sai facing one way, i.e.
West and East Railay behind them facing the other way,
surprisingly... East) and went for breakfast (the obligatory
muesli with yoghurt and fruit) with a load of Thai rastas. I
spent the rest of the day running on and off the beach to get
out of the rain or into the sun. In the evening after a birthday
dinner of barracuda I started making my way back to my bungalow.
As I was walking it really started to storm at the exact moment
I was stranded on a rock out at sea and quickly got under a
cave. when I realised I would have to brave the rain the tide
had come in a bit and I had to wade back to the hill, now more
like a waterfall, and traverse it in the dark (luckily I had my
torch, if not I would have been screwed).

Raileh beach
From Railay I took a boat to
Phi Phi island. Phi Phi is beautiful, easily my favourite
beach/island so far. If Phuket was the nadir of this part of the
trip then Phi-Phi is definitely the zenith. Its packed with
tourism but the people are really friendly, there aren’t so
many wankers as on Samui/Pha-Nhan and its really chilled out.
Its even more expensive than Railay however and 50B only bought
me a dorm bed, but as no-one else seemed to know about it I had
the whole dorm to myself. I did a snorkelling trip which was
ace. We snorkelled in a lagoon, in the open sea and also just
off shore. At one point I stopped still and just wiggled my
fingers and I was surrounded by about 1000 Angel fish and some
of the nibbled my fingers. I apologise for those of you who are
divers, this probably sounds so pedestrian!

Ton Sai beach, Phi-Phi Don
Phi-Phi also has loads of nice
places to eat so in the last few days I think I have put on a
bit of the weight I have lost in the past few months. This
morning I got the boat from Phi-Phi back to Krabi and was
intending to go out to Ao Nang beach before heading down to
Malaysia. The weather is pretty bad today though (its monsoon
season on the Andaman coast) so I am crossing over to the
Eastern coast and will cross into Malaysia tomorrow and should
be on the Perenthian islands the day after. I have heard so many
good things about them so I am looking forward to getting there.
Right that’s it, sorry its a bit boring, there’s not so much
to talk about when you spent most of the day on a palm-lined
beach, looking out at the crystal clear waters and limestone
formations.
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