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Mr.
Dy-na-mi-te – 04/09/04
Well, after Puno I crossed to
the Bolivian side of Lake Titicaca tocomplete my lakeside
experience. Copacobana was a small, friendly town and a
perfect introduction to Bolivia. I walked up to a
viewpoint where they conduct religious ceremonies for another
view of Lake Titicaca. Not totally satisfied I also took a
tour out to Isla del Sol and Isla de la Luna to see the Inca
ruins on the islands, including the oldest stone in South
America... or something. The only negative aspect of my
time in Copacobana was witnessing NCFC being given a lesson by
Manchester United for 70 minutes, after which I was so depressed
I left my bag (with everything I own that is important or
valuable in it) in the bar. Luckily after much running
around the next morning I woke the owner up at his house and was
re-united with my possessions!

Lake Titicaca, Bolivian side
From Copacobana I headed to La
Paz. Being the highest city in the world meant La Paz is pretty
darn cold. The first day I witnessed a streetprotest
before taking a bus out to the ethereal and very tranquil Valle
De La Luna, formed from some strange rock erosion. It was
so peaceful I fell asleep, but just for a short while. On my
second day in La Paz I took a collectivo out to the Inca ruins
at Tiahuanaco. They were very disappointing, consisting
mainly of two stelae and one doorway, all roped off. I was glad
I hadn't paid the 25 B´s (approx $3) entrance fee, preferring
rather to bribe the guard a crisp 10 Boliviano note after
realising there was no secret entrance! It also started to snow
whilst I was there, wandering around in my flip flops. I
spent the rest of the day back in La Paz getting cold feet and
stopping regularly for the Bolivian specialty of coffee with
bread and cheese for dipping. Delicious. In this state I also
managed to sign myself up for a days mountain biking down the
"Worlds Most Dangerous Road". I only went in the
agency to see the price (the most famous agency charging $49)
and when I was quoted $28 with a t-shirt I couldn't resist.
The only problem with the
mountain biking is that the next day there was a blockade around
La Paz, protesting at the privatisation of the petroleum
industry. We left early but still found our bus being pelted
with rocks at the first picket line, I felt like a real scab -
"Up the workers!). We escaped out of La Paz by crossing a
river bed and taking an off road route up the side of the hills,
La Paz being set in a valley. This resulted in the Oil
line on the bus becoming cracked and so a further delay of 2
hours. We eventually got to La Cumbre and began the descent of
3600 m to Yolosa, 7km shy of Coroico. The weather hadn't
improved that much and we biked the first section in the fog,
visibility reduced to twenty yards. After we got to the
end of the asphalt road and onto the real dangerous stretch the
weather cleared up and we were biking through the most amazing
scenery - on one side the mountain face and on the other a sheer
drop into the canyon. To make it even more interesting the usual
Bolivian rules don't apply and instead of driving on the right
you actually drive on the left because when descending you drive
on the canyon side. Giving way to lorries on the way down
became an interesting proposition. We finally got to Coroico,
had dinner (which was supposed to be lunch) and ascended the
road in the bus, in the pitch black, which was probably even
more scary. Still I made it back to La Paz in one piece, albeit
at midnight, four hours late and very knackered. Still in
true South American tour style I had been well fed all day -
fizzy drinks, chocolate, sandwiches, more cake than I could eat
and a grand dinner of steak, chips and rice!

The road to Coroico, Bolivia
After spending one final day
in La Paz, hanging out in Mercado Lanza, eating all sorts of
foods - stews, rice, chips, amazing fruit salads (Served by a
friendly girl called Palmira) and more ice cream from Dumbos, I
left on the night bus to Sucre, the other "capital" of
Bolivia. Sucre was full of beautiful colonial architecture
but I did not really enjoy it as I found the city to be too
crowded for its size and also I thought the Sucreans were more
stuck up than the friendly Bolivians one found everywhere else.
Is this because of the "real capital" claim?
I left Sucre after just one
night and headed on to Potosi. I arrived on the day of their
annual fiesta - an event that attracts crowds from all over
South America - and immediately found myself in the middle of a
grand celebration. The fiesta included many dancers, bands
and otherperformers, decrepit fairground rides, hoop-la, stalls
offering prizes for shooting cans etc. For me the main highlight
was all the food - Bolivian favourites such as salteñas (small
Cornish pasties), South American favourites such as lechon
(whole pig carcass slowly incinerating stuffed with rice and
veg)as well as old favourites such as burgers, hot dogs, chips
and toffee apples (not as good as my Nans!), candy floss and
donuts. Just like Great Yarmouth. There was also a chicha (soft
drink made from corn) that had a beer-like taste, well actually
it tasted like beer-bottle sweets but that's the universally
approved beer taste - and was served up in a variety of oddly
shaped receptacles carved from wood. And I haven't mentioned the
dead sheep, helium balloons, foil windmills and invisible dog
leads! And everyone got steadily more drunk.
As a break from the hedonistic
festivities I took a tour of theco-operative silver mines the
next day. There was only one miner on shift (usually over
4500), the others having the Sunday off lucky bleeders, but it
was still incredible. It was so eerie, crawling around in
the dark, damp mines, passing shrines to the devil, jumping over
deep holes and along the side of crevices within the mines.
After the tour I also got to buy some dynamite, light it in my
hands and blow up a small chunk of the hill! After taking my
guide out to lunch afterwards I returned to the fiesta and spent
the rest of the day withthree Bolivian girls from La Paz, one of
whom – Guely – I got one specially well with and nearly
missed my bus to Uyuni because of this.
On the bus I was sat next to
Frances from Oxford and we kept the bus up all night by chatting
constantly. We spent the next day in Uyuni not doing much, its
hard to find much to do there, other than eating at regular
intervals and doing some essential shopping before splashing out
by eating at a posh pizzeria where I met Anna and Sophie from
the Puno tour and also Frances friend Claire from France.
The next day we recruited an Australian girl, Charmaine, to our
cause and got her signed up for our Salar de Uyuni tour the same
day. The first day of the Salar tour got off to a bad start
- an hour and ahalf delay, surprise, surprise! - but after this
it was all good. It was a small group of only 5 - myself,
Frances, Charmaine and an English couple Terry and Jane. We
visited the blinding Salar de Uyuni, first at a point where the
salt had been made into piles and then afterwards at a point
where all one could see to the horizon was salt, we also visited
a hotel made of salt and a mountain right in the middle of the
Salar covered in cacti. The next day we visited Volcan
Olyanvey and a variety of Lagunas full of flamingos at 4000m
altitude and saw a rabbit-like ceature called a Viscacha and
afterwards the Arbol de Piedra (Tree of Stone) and the deep-red
Laguna Colorada. Throughout the tour were regular stops to feed
the gringos, I think South Americans believe we need about 6000
calories a day, which doesn't bother me, especially with cheese
or egg sarnies, stew and chicken n' chips on the menu! Today we
got up at 5:00 to see the sunrise amidst a field of geysers, one
of the most amazing things I have ever seen, stopped at some
thermal baths for a quick dip before breakfast and passed
LagunaVerde (Green Lake) before leaving the tour and catching a
bus in the middle of nowhere to San Pedro de Atacama in Chile.

Salt farms, Salares de Uyuni
That's where I am now. There
seems to be an inverse relationship between GDP of a country and
the amount of street stall food available and this meant I was
very happy to be in Bolivia! Fruit salad and yoghurt costs
around 14p, a two course meal for under 30p, coffee bread and
cheese for 14p as well. My personal favourite was the saltena
(the small pasties, remember) which I consumed by the half
dozen! I think Bolivia may well be the cheapest country I have
ever travelled in, certainly it would only be beaten into 2nd
place by India. Of course the flip side of this is that one ends
up eating and drinking virtually constantly, a trait compounded
by the frigid climate. So for the first time ever I am actually
putting on weight while travelling. Altogether now...."Who
ate all the pies...."
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