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  Que Guay - 28/10/04

Sorry, I know its been a while but I have had a hectic few weeks (yes, we backpackers do have them sometimes!), although it should mean that this mail, although long, should also be enjoyable. Maybe.

Right now I can hear the dulcet tones of John Motson from the next booth, something tells me someone is playing FIFA.  However I now believe you haven't seen a Premiership game until you have watched one out here.  Not only do you get the usual GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALL!!! stuff but they play music in the studio when the team scores, the commentators get as worked up as the crowd, they even sing along with the chants, interesting to hear them chanting LIV-ERP-OOL LIVERPOOL FC, and its all as far away from the reserved attitude back home as can be. Class. 

So I left you to get on the bus to from Ushuaia to Buenos Aires. Well I got on the bus and 38 hours later got off, in a different climate, different terrain and different world.  Buenos Aires is probably the most European capital city out here and in my books vies with Mexico City as the best. Firstly the sights - the US Capitol-esque Congreso building, the Casa Rosada (Pink House) where the president lives, and with the famous balcony that Evita used to look from, the gardens in Palermo, the Plaza de Mayo, the national park situated just the other side of a small river from the bustling city and also a quite interesting art museum with a quality collection of modern masterpieces.  With my new friend Dshami I visited the La Boca district, home of Tango, of the poor and, more importantly, home of Boca Juniors FC, pretty cool.  

La Boca, Buenos Aires

A quick lesson on Argentinian society A). Never go out to eat before 9:30, B). Never go out to a bar before 11:00, and C). Never, ever go clubbing before 2:00.  And if you are home before 8:00 in the morning you lose. I met up with my friend Virginie who is studying in Buenos Aires and she took me and our friend Janine out for a few days of BA socialising, including a bar called Pelvis where the barmaids wear just the skimpiest of skimpy lingerie (they wanted to go, who was I to argue), we went for the customary tasty bife de chorizo (steak) in Campo Bravo and drinks at Jackie O´s, had some artesanial beers and drank lots of Pastis in a French bar....blah blah blah. 

We had to escape this routine so Virginie cut classes and joined me and Dshami and we crossed the Rio Plata to Uruguay.  Starting off in Colonia which is (unsurprisingly) a beautiful colonial town, very relaxing, very green, a wonderful antidote to the maelstrom of Buenos Aires. Passing through Montevideo as Uruguay played Argentina at football meant a deserted town centre, even on Saturday, but the bars were a bustling hive and the perfect example of the open-armed amiability of the Uruguayans, even at 4-2 down they never stopped smiling and chatting. Also in Montevideo Virginie and I shared a Uruguayan parillada (mixed grill) and I hate to say it but it was superior and far, far bigger (is that possible) than those of Argentina.  Basically what it consists of (in both countries) is every bit of the animal chopped up and barbecued, innards and all. From here we headed to the coast, bypassed the resort of Punta del Este and shot through to Punta Del Diablo, a quiet surfing and fishing town.  Staying in Winstons (a mad hippie driven insane by 11 years in the Navy) cabana we found a horse outside and after chatting with the owner we all - Winston, Liver (the owner of the horse), Virginie, Dshami, me and Bruno (a Uruguayan tourist) climbed aboard for a ride.  We ended up at Brunos holdiay cabana, met his family and spent the afternoon drinking beer/wine and spirits and eating meat (of course). By the end Bruno was so drunk he was treating me as his son, dropping pearls of wisdom to me in Castallano! Virginie, Dshami and I didn't stop there however and after cooking spuds on our fire, and more wine and beer, Virginie and I fell asleep on the roof of the cabana, after attempted to see the stars better. Another day hanging out with the daughter of Bruno, Ines, first eating lots of great fish and then lying on the beach followed before getting a bus back to Montevideo.  We left Virginie there and headed on for the border town of Fray Bentos. 


Fishermen at Punta del Diablo

Sound familiar? We took the tour of the disused factory, which basically supplied meat to the whole western world, guaranteed if you had corned beef in the 70's this is where it came from, they used to "process" 5000 cattle a day in the good times and it was the first place in Uruguay to get electricity, Montevideo had to wait for years later! This was the end of my Uruguayan odyssey but the country left such an impression on me, its so beautiful, the people are incredibly friendly and yet hardly anyone visits, it is now my number two country out here. 

Fray Bentos disused factory

Back in Argentina we headed for Rosario, birthplace of Che Guevara. Seeing his first home it is amazing that he became such an icon for socialism, a plush pad or what. I left Dshami in Rosario and shot back towards the Andes to Mendoza.  Nice city, lots of tree lined boulevards and leafy plazas and a giant park with a lake similar to the Serpentine. Unfortunately this is where I realised that my camera was actually buggared and I have no photos of Uruguay or Rosario and only a couple of Mendoza. A brief stop in Cordoba, another colonial city and quite pleasant but none to interesting for a short stop, followed before hitting Salta in the north.  If Mendoza invoked memories of the part of Chile opposite, which it didn't really, then Salta definitely reminded me of the Atacama desert, hot and dry.  After three successive night-buses I was looking forward to a early night. On Saturday in Argentina that was never going to happen and so at 2:00 I was off with the rest of them to dance and drink the night away.  The funniest moment came on our return to the hostel when I found a naked couple in my bed, no sheets. Hmm.  The owners think she was a hooker as apparently she told the reception it was her brother (close family). I eventually got a couple of hours sleep in a clean bed before taking the bus across to Resistencia.  The morning in Resistencia was quite depressing, I saw some amazing cloud formations and went out to take a photo only for them to turn into a colossal storm and plunge the terminal into darkness.  I got a bus out to the nearby city of Corrientes, apparently Greene's setting for The Honourary Council, where the weather had cleared up and the sun was beating down. After wandering along the river bank I bumped into two girls who I had waved at earlier, two sisters, and they invited me to drink mate (Argentinian tea) with them. Its a national institution , more so than in the UK, it is necessary to carry your thermos and mate EVERYWHERE you go, and it is an honour not to be turned down to be invited to join in. So I did and we spent the afternoon doing just that.  Even though I was heading on to Iguazu that night I decided that I wouldn't mind taking one of the girls out to dinner and so we headed back to Resistencia, drank more mate with her other sister, and ate in the terminal.  

And so I finally got to Iguazu. I actually only spent three hours at the famous waterfalls out of the four days I spent there. They are pretty amazing, so much power and all that, though I have to say I prefer Angel Falls.  Its not the falls themselves but the fact that with Angel Falls you have to fly in and chug upriver Nam-style and sleep in hammocks to see the falls whereas here you get to the admission and its like DisneyWorld, you take a small narrow-gauge train to the first set of falls and another up to the Devils mouth and all the trails are on metal bridges, not the jungle trekking at Coraima (Angel Falls). But anyway I spent the rest of my four days there hanging out with the barmen and barmaid of a local drinking spot. Why? Well what happened was, on the first night I was there until about 5:30.  After watching the boss dribble tequila down himself, get on his motorbike, fall straight off it, BREAK his leg and damage his bike (good advert for drink driving). I went back on the next night and Valeria (the barmaid) and I went for a walk down to the Tres Fronteras (Argentina/Brasil/Paraguay) for sunrise and the last two nights we all went out dancing. I also took Valeria out for a parillada one day as well. It was one of those places where you almost get stuck and you have to make yourself leave before it is too late.

Iguazu Falls, Argentina side

So I crawled (literally as I stumbled out of a club and onto a bus) out of Iguazu heading for Paraguay, necessiting a half hour bus ride through Brazil, with its strangely familiar yet not quite Portuguese signs, in order to get to Ciudad Del Este.  This is one of South Americas most corrupt cities and THE place to be if you want to buy a camera, or in fact any electronics equipment, or a bootleg CD, pair of shoes or family size pack of washing powder. I also saw the most amazing storm ever in the evening, and a lot of you will know how excited I get over a good storm. So much energy. I would of got back to my hotel in time but I was trying to talk to the girl next to me on the bus and missed my stop and so I ended up huddled under the flimsiest of canopies along with half of the city.   Within minutes the entire street was flooded and everything had been knocked/blown down and washed away in an incredible example of the power of nature. I did make it home eventually and fell asleep as the rain poured in through my window (well I say window, there wasn't actually any glass in it).

The penultimate stop on this adventure was Encarnacion in southern Paraguay.  I visited the Jesuit ruins of Trinidad and Jesus which were...well...ruins.  Probably the least visited ruins in the world, there was no-one else at either whilst I was there, foreign or local.  Returning to Encarnacion I got chatting with the waitress from the food stall (yes they have street food here, how happy am I , yesterday I had bife con huevo for breakfast - beef steak topped with fried egg and onions! - and she invited me to vsit her church with her.  I spent the afternoon kneeling inside her church, the floor was carpetted with flattened tobacco boxes (reminiscent of the good old smuggling days of France and Belgium), as they sang songs and prayed to God. Apparantly two Sundays ago the Priest, or whatever he is called, profesised that they would be visited by a stranger from far away who speaks English.  Guess who that turned out to be? Therefore I spent the afternoon receiving food (didn't need to buy dinner), gifts and blessings, being the centre of attention and making promises to spread the word back in England.  All it did for me was make me want a cigarette!

Jesuit missions, Trinidad (near Encarnacion) 

And today I have wandered around Asuncion, the capital of Paraguay.   With a population of only 1.2m it is small by Latin American standards and as a result quite quiet as well.  The usual mix of colonial architecture, street stalls obstructing every sidewalk and the constant belching of fumes from the bumper to bumper traffic. But it is not a  bad place to end the trip although my room is on the wrong side of town and it requires a stroll through the red light district to get there.