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The
Old Patagonian Express - 30/09/04
Greetings from Ushuaia, the worlds southernmost city.
After celebrating my birthday in Bariloche by climbing Cerro
Campinario, gazing at the incredible view of the Lake District
for ages, walking through Parque Nacional Llao Llao and eating
the biggest and juiciest steak ever, washed down with lots of
strong red wine I finally escaped to the small town of Esquel.
Why? There is nothing in this small town to attract visitors
other than a small and virtually disused train station that
signals the terminus of the Old Patagonian Express, and so
following Theroux's footsteps (sort of) I gave it a little
visit. It also gave me time to relax as I spent the next
few days in isolation. I used Esquel as a base to visit
the non-nuclear "hippie" town of El Bolson, famous for
its market. Undeservedly so though as it contained only
about fifteen stalls, although including two excellent, cheap
food stalls. I also visited the Welsh village of Trevelin
from Esquel. Its crazy to think that there are a whole
host of Welsh speaking villages dotted across Argentinian
Patagonia. In fact, Welsh is a really fashionable language
to learn out here. Unfortunately Trevelin on a Sunday
wasn't the best example of this and the only signs of Welshness
were the dragon windcock in the plaza, a few clapped out
Cortinas and Rovers and a set of stalls flogging rich cakes in
the howling winds. Of course I felt it my duty to buy a
slice of the tastiest looking one.

View of the Argentinian Lake District from
Cerro Campinario
From Esquel I crossed to the Atlantic coast to Puerto Madryn,
famous for its whale watching. Together with some people
from my hostel I hired a car to spend a day chasing
whales. On the way to the national park at Peninsular
Valdes we stopped at a beach where the whales were swimming just
twenty metres off the beach. This was an amazing sight,
especially as it was a mother and child combo! Our luck held out
as we took a boat ride in the bay and were constantly encircled
by whales, one of them even bumping the boat, it was so close I
could almost touch it. Along with the whales the national
park also houses fat, lazy elephant seals and cute (but slightly
boring) penguins. Along with a picnic, this made for a very
enjoyable day.

Whale tail, Peninsular Valdes
Close to Puerto Madryn is the
city of Trelew, famous for its Paleoentological museum, which we
got in to for cheap as we pretended to be Argentinian
residents. This made an interesting stop on the way to
Gaiman, another Welsh village though this one more
authentic. We had afternoon tea in a Welsh teahouse which,
although very expensive, was amazing - lots of tea, a plate of
tarts, a plate of cakes and a plate of bread, cheese and scones.
The room was full of souvenirs, mugs, tea pots, guns, and god
knows what else, all from Wales (well except the mug from
Bristol but that's close enough!) The other interesting sight in
Gaiman is El Desafio, a theme park made from rubbish by an old
eccentric conservationist and his completely bonkers wife.
Creative with bottles and cans though.
After a 17 hour trip via Rio Gallegos I got to El Calafate, a
tiny town close to the Moreno glacier. I spent my time
there with a French girl called Virginie who doesn't speak
English and a German girl called Janine who doesn't speak
Spanish, I was the translator. The glacier was one of the most
outlandish sights I have ever seen, it looked like something
from the planet Hoth in Empire Strikes Back! It is a multi-media
experience as well because you can hear the glacier cracking as
it melts and the noise when a piece falls off is
deafening. Its OK though because it grows by two metres a
day and this is equal to the amount that falls off and therefore
it remains constant. I hope my photos justify the views! To
celebrate such an amazing trip we spent the night watching a guy
play guitar in a cosy pub called 'Don Diego de la Noche', worth
visiting just for the name! The only blot on the experience was
that some cheeky scally stole my shoes and so I am down here in
Tierra del Fuego at the very start of spring in my flip-flops.

Perito Moreno glacier
In order to get to the worlds
southernmost city it required a second sortie into Chile.
A return from homely Welsh signs to sinister German ones and an
strange Croatian presence. This was OK though as it gave me a
chance to leave off the dulce de leche for a while (an
Argentinian obsession, its like caramel but gets put on
everything, its popular all over South America but Argentina is
the epicentre) although it did mean returning to a country
obsessed with those caramel nuts that people flog in Leicester
Square. Go home, no one wants your nuts! My first stop in
Chile was Puerto Natales, a small town on the banks of the Last
Hope Sound. It was really relaxing on Sunday and the town
was dead at lunch time (probably everyone was eating their roast
dinner) but later in the afternoon the front was packed with
couples and families strolling along. For my part I sat and
threw rocks and sticks in the water. From here I visited Punta
Arenas, the only big city the Magallanes. The most
interesting sight in town is the cemetery, grandiose in a style
imitating the Pere Lachaise in Paris. Some of the tombs were so
elaborate that they had more ornaments inside their case than my
Nan has in her front room. I also had a lovely guest house
and the owner was so nice she knocked money of my bill because I
helped her to wash up! I really enjoyed both Puerto Natales and
Punta Arenas, more so than perhaps anywhere else in Chile other
than Pucon.
And so from Punta Arenas to Ushuaia, allegedly the worlds
southernmost city, but I dispute this as it doesn't have a
cathedral. Also it isn't actually that far south.
Because the world is top heavy its actually roughly the same
parallel south as Scotland is north. If that makes sense. Its
not even that nice a place, a small town but not as welcoming as
its Chilean cousins Puerto Natales or Punta Arenas, and a bit
cold (especially without shoes) but fairly relaxing. I also had
fun chatting to two women in a travel agents and discussing the
attributes of the Amadeus GDS. Us travel agents know how to have
fun!
But tomorrow I start on a 50 hour bus ride all the way to
Buenos Aires. For just fifteen or twenty pounds more I
could fly it in three hours but where is the fun in that? Good
news though....apparently the thief had a conscience and handed
my shoes back. They are currently in Buenos Aires with my
French friend and I will be re-united with the smelly things in
just a couple of days!
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